The Red Knob

A fanzine for all your rude health needs.

Its about Sex and health. If you’re a bloke aged 16 plus it’s for YOU!

graphic images of Sexually Transmitted Infections, humour you’d find flushed down the lavatory with your stash of blow, thats the Red Knob.

by dr dick August 22, 2005

nigger knob

A spin knob attached to the steering wheel of larger cars to facilitate turning the wheel using one hand and with little effort.

Darryl's '76 cadillac was pimped the fuck out. It had whitewalls, purple velvet interior, zebra striped bucket seats, mood lighting, and a gold nigger knob on the steering wheel.

by David Sexton December 28, 2007

fluffy haired knob

An extremely annoying person with hair that resembles pubic hair

Woman 1-hey you there you fluffy haired knob

by Fluffy one January 26, 2015

galloping knob rot

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!

by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

Slack knob

Someone who is continually done over by women

Gilbert always gets done over by his women, what a slack knob!

by B shift oxford February 28, 2020

kentucky knob

When a person administering oral sex on a penis presses the penis toward their cheek while pulling it out of their mouth creating a suction popping sound similar to someone who is consuming a kentucky fried chicken drum stick.

Ed: Last night Jennifer was blowing me and she pushed my cock into her cheek and then pulled it out making that pop sound. Man that was hot.

Bill: Ahhh the good old Kentucky Knob.

Bartz: That reminds me of the time when I blew that horse and he just bricked down my throat.

Chris: Hey this one time I convinced this guy to bang a sheep. And by this guy I mean me...

by Lexington North April 24, 2008

Hobbly Knob Goblin

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep

Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.

by G. Dickel August 8, 2012