Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by March 06, 2023

Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by March 06, 2023

Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome September 20, 2015

Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 10, 2021

keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.

Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."

by Globgogabgalabagolab August 20, 2023