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New Killer Weapons 

Some new-fangled type of arms that "President" George Bush II tends to worry about a lot, or so he says.
Mah fellow Americans, there is plenny of evidence that Ee-rak, Afghanistan and perhaps Venezuela all have New Killer Weapons.
New Killer Weapons by Fearman February 24, 2008

Beaver Killer 

A beaver killer does not truly kill, but cripples the erotic drive of the victim. It's a cock block from the source, the girl's perspective. Chopping down the self esteem of the male like a nice big oak tree, the beaver killer is the highest form of sexual denial.
"Did she gnaw at your tree? Did she open the dam?"
"Nahh, she said I was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids."
"Damn."
Beaver Killer by Triumvirate August 3, 2008

Young Athletic Killer

A very strong brotherhood, also known as the YAK. Founded in late 2008 by King YAK, Ghost YAK, OAK, Predator YAK, and Master YAK. All the members are well know for their ability to perform very hard physical and mental tasks, but there's only one thing that identifies a YAK and that's their huge penises.
Guy 1 - Why do I try so hard and I still can't hook up with girls?

Guy 2 - The answer is simple, you're just not a Young Athletic Killer!

joke killer 

1)Someone that ruins a hilarious joke by taking it too far
2)Someone that ruins a moment by telling a terrible joke
3)Someone that laughs really hard at a totally not funny joke
Everyone is having a great time telling jokes and then some guy tells a chicken crosses the road joke that ends with the chicken crossing the road to get to the other side. This person is a joke killer.
joke killer by John J. Smith January 8, 2008

cock killer 

a girl with braces who sucks at giving head.
My ex-girlfriend was a cock killer.

iPod killer 

1. A new personal music player (aka: mp3 player or PMP) that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPod empire.

2. A personal music player that has more features, superior sound quality, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPod.
My new mp3 player is an iPod killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has 40 hours of battery life, non-proprietary software and 108dB SNR!
iPod killer by blox April 21, 2007