A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.
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1. Jordan is a cuntivore
2. Jordan = cuntivore
3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."
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5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"
"Yes."
2. Jordan = cuntivore
3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."
4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan
5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"
"Yes."
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Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!
Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!
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"Hey look! That thing over there is tugging its nipples and has a lump in its pants! It must be a Jordan!"
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