Jessiana

Jessiana tall, funny, beautiful, and a big stoner. She’s usually one of the guys and loves to party. She’s also big hearted and has a curly haired side kick with glasses. But don’t fuck with her she’ll fuck you over

Oh Jessiana she is so fun to chill with!

by Jess_421 November 2, 2019

Jessica

The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself – she makes home visits to teachers who have just given birth, takes time from her personal life to care for and babysit for her staff in need, and always has the right words to say in any situation. She is a servant leader. Jessica is a golden girl with the most impressive calves. She is too humble to admit to any of this, but it’s 100% accurate. If you are fortunate enough to serve with a Jessica, know that you are blessed.

Did you hear who the principal of the year is?

It must be a Jessica.

by The Back Office Team May 12, 2020

Jessica

A girl with a god amount of power on here simp country mostly during middle school

Mostly spoiled if you see this girl during middle school show her the middle finger as if you like her remember she toxic for Alf people bad influence on you so if she fights than battle her you wouldn’t feel regret but don’t hit her or you may be punished be smart not knuckle head

Simp Look a Jessica I like her

Smart person all she deserves in middle school is a dumbstruck as a friend and a middle finger

Simp 10 day after

Simp such a toxic time to do middle finger and f word Jessica Robbie or more like jassica trashy noob

by the man with the sex December 27, 2021

the jessica effect

When a person has a crush on a person of the same gender, but the object of their affection is heterosexual. Named after the original Jessica.

Damn the Jessica Effect! Why are there no cute gay guys?

by bioluminescentgelatinousfish November 29, 2016

jessica leclair

the most wondeful person ive ever met

very kind(jessica leclair)

by wordscore January 19, 2009

jessica alba

Top 10 beat off fodder for nearly the entire virile male population ages 11-49

(thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"

by Kibbles n Bits June 23, 2006

Jessica Simpson

a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whore

jessica simpson and nick lachey broke up.

by kritters January 6, 2008