Jersey Shore

A small town in Central Pennsylvania, located between Lock Haven and State College. The name totally confuses Penn State students, particularly those from Philadelphia or South Jersey when they hear locals use the name, espescially in the context of agriculture, shuttered steel mills and abandoned cigar factories which is about all that's going on in that Jersy Shore.

Local: Ya dey usta run a bunch a rails otta dem still mills don Jersey Shore.
PSU kid: WTF?

by chimpsmirk December 23, 2009

Jersey Girl

Fucking sweet.
Easily the best kind of girl you can find.
They can party, drink, smoke, flirt, and look hot doing it.
They pretty much rule the subject of girls.

"Yo you can party like a fuckin' Jersey Girl! Fuck yeah bro!"

by Gnar. September 23, 2006

jersey shore

A whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel.

Pretentious douche-bag- Damn son! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop!
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)

witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?

by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011

Jersey Shore

1.) A "reality" show packed to the brim with pimps, trophy wives, and bimbos with obnoxiously fake tans.

2.) shit

1.

Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...

2.

The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen

by InvisibleWater October 13, 2012

Jersey Girl

As pretty as a sunset on Delaware Bay and with curves like the winding country roads in Salem county. Aggressive as a bull just out of the shute at Cowtown but as sweet as the honey they sell at Monroeville. As sensual as a Renault Wine in Egg Harbor City and at the same time as cute as tiger cubs at the Bridgeton Zoo. With all the power and majesty of the waves breaking on Brigantine Island during a storm and all the gentleness of the peach orchards of Mullica Hill swaying in the breeze.

Ain't nothing in the world like a Jersey Girl.......especially a "South" Jersey Girl

I love "Jersey Girls". They are the best.

Joanna Cassidy, Kirsten Dunst, Queen Latifah, Meryl Streep, Ashley Tisdale, Jersey Girl

by Steelhorsecowboy-Frederick May 22, 2009

Jersey seashells

Plastic tampon applicators. Particularly the old pink Playtex brand. These non-biodegradeable goodies were particularly prolific along the Mid-Atlantic coast in the '80s and '90s. Fortunately, you don't see them as much today.

We don't go to that beach anymore, there are too many Jersey seashells in the sand.

by Fred Up July 20, 2008

jersey fish hook

when you're doing a girl from behind and you place your thumb in her ass and your middle finger in her vagina, then you pull back like you hooked a large fish.

similar to the jersey meat hook

the other day i jersey fish hooked this broad and she started pulling away and fighting like a large tuna.

by jay c. May 24, 2006