Jared cuff

He is Perfection.

That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection

by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023

Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 20, 2023

Jared

Jared, the nephew of el caca.
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii

Walter: JARED I WANT MY COFFEE
jared: here you go.
Walter:JARED YOU DUMB FUCK YOU MESSED UP BADLY

by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022

Jared

A guy who pees on something to make art.

“Is that Jared? What did he draw this time?”

by Cheeeztordee December 29, 2021

Jared

A drunken simp with a tiny dick who doesnt take no for an answer. he gets no bitches, but he has nice hair. the kinda dude who will send you some lil peep at 3 am cuz hes simping over the fact that you dont want him

ohoh Jared is fucked up and about to ruin everyone's night again

by anonymous April 3, 2022

I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024

send in jared

When you send in the most awesome person to cause a bunch of mayhem and destroy everything

Hey Ryan, SEND IN JARED

by Cool guy 18438 December 31, 2023