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Greg Finger

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.

Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.

When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”

Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”

Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
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Greg Lamothe

World Champion Amateur kickboxer who owns and runs one of the most welcoming and friendly gyms in Victoria, BC called martial arts unlimited.
Man I went to that martial arts unlimited place and couldn’t believe how nice that Greg Lamothe guy was!
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Greg

Greg IS the actual fastest-growing army (J.O.I.N US)
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The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.
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Gregging about

To be extremely lazy and not get anything done
"Yo Greg stop Gregging about man, the boss wont be happy"
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Gregged

The act of leaving the room unannounced, going home, not showering, leaving a stink bomb like sims do in the sims, making up things for attention, and having every STD possible.
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Greg Price

The name for someone who genuinely believes that sites like Urban Dictionary - sites which can be added to by literally anyone, and which would only be taken as factual by people who believe The Onion is factual - are unbiased and truthful.
Person 1: I'm absolutely not surprised he Greg Price'd that one.

Person 2: Right? Only clowns cite joke/satire sites as evidence!
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