postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

Give me some pat

Pat

Give me some pat

by anonymous June 19, 2023

I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

Pat McGlynn

King of dust, defender of the Nah

Are you tryin to live like Pat McGlynn? Look dusty as hell and just Nah mofos all day.

by Rosa parks 69 December 28, 2018

pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman

Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”

by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018

Ionark Pat

A condescending pat

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)

by Zero2onepath January 25, 2010

Pat’s Mate

Pats Mate is everyone and anyone in the world.

It is a common misconception as pat is a lier.

Pat’s mate, Austin and him went to the valley on the weekend.

Oh yeah pat’s mate that’s right,the president of Zimbabwe

by Pat Yaxley February 1, 2021