Hooper hopper

People (typically females) that prefer men that play basketball primarily over other men. Tend to bounce between them.

She was dating one basketball player, now she’s with another. She must be a hooper hopper.

by Zoom19 April 30, 2022

HopperFloppergold

When you find a spoon on the floor but it must be on a wenesday

“That’s a spoon laying their and it’s wenesday that’s my first HopperFloppergold!”

by SirDubdrago June 17, 2022

Hopper

A person who has erectile dysfunction, derogatory.

"Dude you're such a fucking hopper, stop being such a hopper, you're infecting me with your hop"

by ShaneTWAB May 28, 2022

hoppercatellar

A drunk helicopter.

"That's to drunk to be a helicopter. It's a hoppercatellar"

by Hoppercateller July 21, 2023

Hoopered

When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.

My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.

by Pinkflyingmonkey May 15, 2023

hoppertunity

A set of ideal circumstances that make it possible to do something you wouldn't think twice about excepting.

Given half the chance I would hop on the hoppertunity.

by Silly gumballs June 14, 2023

Hoppers Poppers

A homosexual man who receives anal sexual penetration from other homosexual men, engaging with multiple sexual partners; and never settles down in life with one sexual partner, preferring to hop around from man to man, with a bottle of poppers in his pocket, 365 days a year.

That hoppers poppers is a perfect match for hoppers toppers.

by xPLoads February 27, 2024