Helen

Slang term for an Irish Delicacy , a particular form of cured ham often served with cabbage and mashed potato . Particularly enjoyed by scumbags soldiers and scientists. Found most often in the Dublin / Kildare regions but can sometimes be found in other counties such as Wexford Limerick or Galway.

The name relates back to the famine era when Lady Helen of Castleknock sometimes refered to heli or nellie the elephant - who found a she had access to a fully stocked larder and greedily ate everything inside but then at the last moment decided to leave the ham as an Easter gift for the starving tenants .

Im sick of Turkey what are we having st stephens day ?

Helen,

by Hamuel Pepys February 5, 2010

Helenjesus

Someone you marry so you can live in error.

Wow, I married a HelenJesus. Things just went downhill from there..

by Jack M Merridew December 15, 2007

Helen Keller

A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.

I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.

by Vaginal Secret October 3, 2009

Helene

Stupidass bitch

That new girl is such a helene

by Bitchasdhoe April 20, 2020

Helen Keller

verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf

John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch

by a L A R G E H O M O N I B B A March 19, 2019

Helen

Helen is not shy usually takes advantage of guys dates everyone at school and is just a hoe and not very smart cuz she just cheats off of her smart boyfriend.

hey, guys, did u see Helen over there OMG she's such a hoe no wonder her friends don't like her anymore she's so selfish and a hoe.

by The girl that knows shit February 29, 2020

Dirty helen

When your such a nerd you have to dress up in cosplay and have your spouse call you every farm animal he can think of wile you masterbate in order to cum.

This slut I’m seeing is such a dirty Helen I she climaxed before I got to Horse but after duck.

by Corren Horn June 16, 2021