Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Banana Heaven

When you see something that makes your dick hard.

"Dude! I saw this bitchin 67 Sting Ray yesterday. Man did it put me in Banana Heaven!"

by Cooky Rook February 7, 2009

Heaven Eunis

Small woman, probably 4'11 tall.

Guy 1: "Wow she's quite short."
Guy 2: Her name is probably Heaven Eunis

by aewol November 24, 2021

Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.

My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!

by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Heaven Frxst

A great, friendly person with the motivation to help others in need. It can also be described as the best staff member due to his support and reliabilty.

Hey, Heaven Frxst is so much better than the other staff.

by Heaven Frxst November 4, 2018

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

Heaven

Heaven is just a worse version than hell, like why would you wanna go there. You live forever with a old man who you cant even see but somehow hear, and also he has a son name "Jesus" and he is just a fucking jew. Like if your were a natzi and died then they would send you to hell, just cause they are affraid you would kill "Jesus" again.

Go to Heaven is bad.

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021