Left handed

The best type of handed people

Fuck right handed people

1: yo it feels good to be left handed

Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!

by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 3, 2018

One Hander

A women or girl that is so small and/or lightweight, that you can easily hold her with one hand/arm while having sex with her. (Preferably in the cowgirl of reverse cowgirl position).

Rick-"Man that new hot chick is pretty small huh?"
Bob-"I would do her...would you?"
Rick-"For sure. She's totally a One Hander"

by 69happy69 October 17, 2011

Nigger Handle

The handle you see on the steering wheel of an 18 wheeled truck, or large school bus.

WOAH! Luckly he had a nigger handle installed or he wouldnt have been able to make that turn!

by MW's Don Vito February 26, 2009

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

dry hander

When someone uses the bathroom and afterwards, does not wash their hands. First said by Mike.

Bill is a dry hander, do not to shake his hand.

by Jack Mammosser March 15, 2008

two handed shocker

Two handed version of the shocker.

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!

by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005

handlebars

when the ponytails of a woman are held onto for support and control while hitting her from the back

Anna was wearing her handlebars this morning, which hinted at what she wanted to do later tonight.

by kirkdaddy69 April 26, 2019