Hampo

Hipster;
Hipster=Hippo+Hamster, use different syllables, you get

HAAAAAAAAAAMPO

That guy is such a hampo, look at his facial hair and scarf...

He's your grandpa!

by Shlaire February 23, 2009

Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro

I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay

by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008

hampon

An absorbent insert designed to soak up various, er, juices from packaged meats, such as spiral hams or roasts.

I do not believe that Raj cooked his holiday roast and forgot to take out the hampon.

by T Face Hollowhead January 1, 2010

hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.

I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.

by spinal365 January 20, 2011

Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.

Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you

by Wize N. Heimer February 19, 2011

hampster booty

a big, round, booty, that is really flat though. It makes you picture a hampsters booty, because it is round and smooth. Can mainly be found on librarians and large women.

That librarian is such a bitch, her hampster booty grosses me out!

by ava555 June 20, 2011

Hamphalf

When someone explains something or relates a story that starts in the story-teller's head and only half of the story is conveyed verbally; usually the second half. As if the story was Hampered by their own internal confusion and Half of their message actually reaches their vocal chords and is thus transferred past their lips.

Bill: "...so you should give Jim a call."
Greg: "Jim who?"
Bill: "What didn't you understand?"
Greg: "Everything that preceded SO! You pulled another Hamphalf! You should really consider a CAT Scan!"

by Huge Viking August 20, 2011