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Granddaddy Dong 

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
Granddaddy Dong by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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great grand boss 

your boss's boss's boss
Q: So who controls your group's budget?

A: My great grand boss, the Senior VP.
great grand boss by jrjasdip November 6, 2010

The Grand Line 

A Place full of Challenges & Wonders, where you have to figuratively go to find your Dreams. Derived from One Piece.
I ain't got time for s***, babe, I'm headed for the Grand Line.

morgan grinder 

Slang term used in place of "girlfriend". May also be used to describe a variety of household appliances.
You takin' out the (morgan) grinder? You old dog, you.
Just throw that burrito in the morgan grinder and heat her up for a minute.

Grand Theft Auto 5 

Pretty much the best video game ever made with San Andreas. It is the latest video game in the GTA series. Feminists and mothers have their hands crawling up their asses over this game and can't handle the awesomeness.
Jim said, "Hey, I just got the new video game, Grand Theft Auto 5!"
"Isn't that my favorite game of all time?!" Max screamed as he orgasmed.
Grand Theft Auto 5 by DatGTA5Addict November 29, 2013

Grand Marquis

An American sedan, build by Mercury at Ford's St. Thomas Assembly Plant in Canada. Built on the Panther Platform, along with the Ford Crown Victoria, Lincoln Town Car and Mercury Marauder, the Grand Marquis is an upscale version of the Crown Vic.
Like the Crown Victoria and the Town Car, the Grand Marquis is also powered by a 4.6 liter SOHC V8 and built on a body-on-frame structure. All Panther Platform vehicles are front engine and rear wheel drive.
Whilst this Mercury is mostly favored by seniors in the US, is it one of the most popular daily drivers in the Middle East, since they are large, durable and affordable.
Who cares if people think the Grand Marquis is a car Gramps drives around it? It's the most comfortable car I've ever driven!