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Greech

Dry, hardened grease. if grease is the liquid form, then greech is the solid form of the same substance. commonly found greech forms are melted cheese left untouched and left out to dry and become greech. Look on the floor at any Pizzeria and you can find greech. Or just ask for the manager and tell him that he's got a belly full of greech and that he's a failure in life. The substance needed a name as I saw it in the bottom of an unwashed, unclean, unfit for love-making George Foreman lean, mean, fat burning grill. Also, if your name is Screech and you are really greasy, then I might call you greech. Greech can also come in the form of a zit, a scab, crusty lard or other food products like dried up cheese or crunchy fried chicken skin. Greech is awfully hard to clean. If you ever find yourself trying to scrub and clean a greechy ass pan, you might find yourself exclaiming. "Fuck, This is fucking greech!" If greech is served gourmet style then some may call it "guiche" pronounced "gweesh" The wrod Greech can also have an implied meaning, so that the person already understands what you mean because of the context that it is used in.
"what up, greech?"
"the foreman grill has a lot of greech in that tray"

person1:whats up man?
person2:you're greech!
by chipc April 27, 2006
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greedyme

Networking site like facebook, except you specify items that you want and then your friends can buy them for you.
I've got an 40GB iPod on my GreedyMe list so buy it for me!
by samuel_sanderson October 26, 2005
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greedslut

a person that desires to be molested and/or penetrated by the cock. a person that has the greed for schlong.
Jess and Lindsay like to drive around Malvern looking for the juiciest of cocks. they are such greedsluts
by Fredrick H. Tickles January 7, 2008
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greedhooks

1. What a credit company or subprime mortgage agent has in you when you are maxed out, can't pay and they've tripled the interest rate they charge.

2. A lending company that deliberately suckers in distressed lenders knowing they'll pay the minimum while they can raise their interest rates upteen million times. The act of making them pay through the nose is having their greedhooks in their "customers."

greed + meathooks
ABC credit lending gave me a preapproved $5000.00 loan, so I took it because I had bills piling up. Now I got in an accident and lost my job. Now the company has their greedhooks in me.
by Astor G. March 20, 2008
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greedastrophe

greedastrophe

noun, greed + catastrophe.

1. General, where greed on the part of one party causes a catastrophe to some other party. Example: some resource harvester (mining, forestry, fishing) rips-off the putative resource owners without adequate compensation, usually with wider negative effects such as pollution (mining, forestry) and/or resource depletion (all, but especially fishing; no fish no eat.)

2. Specific, where the catastrophe referred to is the possible - going most probable - negative effect on our environment, thought to result from ever-increasing CO2 build-up in the atmosphere, this CO2 build-up in turn being one result of fossil-fuel burning, mature forest clearing etc.

This catastrophe is also referred to as climate change, aka global warming, aka greenhouse-effect.

The term greedastrophe indicates the prime cause of, and major hindrance to effective action against, this CO2 build-up, much feared by compassionate realists - and much dismissed by pushed-paradigm apologists, spruikers and/or lying (criminal!) propagandists.

Note: greed is *not* good; never was and certainly not now. Wo/mankind has made great progress - by cooperating; now our very world is threatened by the greedy acts of a dastardly few. The name of the game is not 'rip-off your neighbour,' but enlightened altruism; do no harm.
The greedastrophe may be the greatest crisis ever to be faced, and if not avoided, may be our last crisis.

The greedastrophe is *everyone's* business: gotta stop it!

Avoiding the greedastrophe will require we the people to deploy countervailing power against (venal!) vested interests. In our so-called democracies (US, UK, Aus & Israel, say) the only lever we possess is our so-called representatives, they must now change to *properly* representing us.
by phil kendall March 31, 2008
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Greedy Lawnmoor

Whilst shaving your pubic area if you cut yourself the razor or scissors is like a greedy lawnmoor
boy that razor was like a greedy lawnmoor
by Alex Ho bo April 21, 2008
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Greedy MacGregor

A person who is very greedy, mostly used for soccer. When a person keeps the ball for themself or never passes and always shoots.
Kyle takes the ball all the way down the field, shoots and is blocked. Alas! If only he had passes they might have scored.

Kyle- "Can't believe I missed that!"

Nick- "I can, Greedy MacGregor!!"
by holly15 July 17, 2009
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