gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.

He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.

by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015

Goober

A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.

Look at that funny looking fat kid! Hes a total Goober!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019

Goober

The most delicious mixture of peanut butter and grape jelly. Many believe it was sent down from heaven as a gift to man kind from God.

I wish we had Goober in the pantry, i’m so hungry right now.

by Goober Smuck June 10, 2019

Goobama

A very sexy man, superior to mikzyy and has more youtube subscribers. He is slightly mikzsexual but its not too much of a problem.

Goobama is in love with mudmanson
MudManSon had an affair with goobama

by mikzyyy July 7, 2021

goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

by timothy force June 30, 2005

goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...

Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.

by Jason January 1, 2004

goober slut

A bitch that will gobble a goop for a bowl of soup and a dime and nickle to boot.

Eat my goob you little Goober slut!

by nathan hute June 29, 2006