German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016

Germany

A country of great culture. Beer, cars, women, and guns.

The German language can be manly and angry, yet beautiful at the same time.

The 20th Century would have been boring and uneventful without Germany.

FÜr Gott, Ehre, und Vaterland!

by Stahljäger April 14, 2006

German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"

The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.

by Jadjad January 6, 2013

German shower nozzle

The German word for shower is Dusche.

Confuse someone by calling them a German shower nozzle.

by Herr Lippbalm February 23, 2014

german icing

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum

Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.

by retaregit May 17, 2014

German toehog

The act of grabbing somone by the big toe and twisting it violently causing excruciating, unbearable pain.

He made his girlfriend cry by giving her a german toehog

by AH121 April 8, 2015

German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016