Gabe

Long form: Gabriel.

A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.

Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.

Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?

by hasdfkhakshdfklahsdkalhf October 24, 2011

Gabe Newell

A person who makes money off promoting terrorism in games like counter-strike and never goes to jail for it. They sell stickers and shit, don't you know. FBI and CIA like this.

- Gabe Newell is my role model

by Barkingdog June 4, 2023

gabagoo

Term used to describe an unjustified banishment from the Day of defeat forums.

Coined after the famous "gabagoo"

-Nigga whhhhat? You got a gabagoo for what?

-Saying the Q-word in a thread.

by Big Robber Elephants Wax December 30, 2004

Gabe

A fat ugly Mexican that has NO life and is a pot head.

HEY, look at that Gabe over there! He sooooooooo ugly, never going to get married or have Mexican babies

by Shannaynay6969 October 10, 2011

gabbel

Wannabe Mexican drug dealer Breaking Bad protagonist impersonator.

Dude, you're such a gabbel.

by sven4president July 4, 2014

gabeena

Someone who has a pure heart. She has a strong resolve. She's a very kind human being.

I see that she is very Gabeena.

by Rositala January 2, 2017

Gaba

Xanax

I have so much anxiety on my mind give me a gaba

by ASTREER$ October 2, 2017