Guitar Wanker

A guitar player that constantly plays unimpressive scales onstage, calls it soloing but really it's just wanking. Usually leads into ten minute "improvised" guitar "solos" of the player just going up and down scales. Musical masturbation. Even though the typical guitar wanker is not very creative, non-musical audience members may be very impressed by it all, but other musicians are not.

Guitar wankers can often be found in bar room blues bands and new bands with short set lists. Heavy Metal guitarists in general are wankers. Neil Young is a prime example of a guitar wanker.

by Inducer69 August 27, 2013

the worlds best guitarist

The world's best guitarist is of course the one and only Jimmy Page. He himself mastering everything about the guitar. He Mastered music itself in many different styles and founding a new era of rock.

Jimmy Page not only created the best rock song ever (stairway to heaven) but also came up with many folk treasures (Black Mountain Side, White Summer, Bron-Y-Aur ect.)

by RockGod June 11, 2006

Guitar

The sexiest instrument there is.
Often nerds use them to get laid.

Eg: "Damn look at that guitar, man he's sexy now!"

by miss.understood September 27, 2004

guitar center

Heaven; A musicians heaven, of course you would have to play some sort of guitar for it to be your nirvana.

Guitar Center is the greatest place on earth even though they sometimes play emo.

by till_deth_do_us_part November 14, 2005

Ass Guitar

When the ass hairs on either side of your cheeks stick to the other cheek, you are able to strum it. Hence the name "Ass Guitar". Usually occurs due to swamp ass.

Man 1: Damn, i have swamp ass like you'd never believe!
Man 2: Well do you have an ass guitar?
Man 1: No
Man 2: Ive had worse

by Peirce July 17, 2007

bass guitar

A combination of an upright (or double) bass and an electric guitar. Similar to percussion, the bass guitar is used in almost every type of music in common circulation (the exception being, of course, percussion ensembles). Tuned one octave lower than an average electric guitar, the bass guitar is very easy to pick up and attain instant results, but very hard to master. Prominent styles on the bass guitar include slapping, tapping, and plucking.

Classic bass guitar players include Paul McCartney, Victor Wooten, and Sting.

by Scott P. Tipton October 16, 2007

Guitar queero

playing guitar hero for so long your a bigger nerd than a fat guy who plays world of warcraft

sims:DoOd111!!!11
zack:what?
sims:i played guitar hero 3 for like 13 hours last night!!!
zack:dood your a guitar queero

by simsl337 December 18, 2007