by FidelChatstro July 22, 2008
When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
by beener598 July 13, 2021
I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me
by ICan'tRemember99 September 04, 2010
A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.
by thebaseballstar March 22, 2012
Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.
Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.
by Spankin95 March 20, 2015
A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.
For literal situations:
S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!
B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?
S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.
For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...
S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."
B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.
S: Take your goggles off, man.
S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!
B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?
S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.
For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...
S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."
B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.
S: Take your goggles off, man.
by hellocurly2 January 01, 2011
Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also be related to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
Love Goggles
by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 21, 2018