A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.
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As I really had zero interest in going to the store to pick anything up, I totally phoned in the side dish and just went with fuccotash.
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(plur. funcs) In school terms, it can also mean functions in maths. Most prefered to be used in texts rather than in person
P1: Dude, did you understand the funcs in today's exam???
P2: yeah but i didnt understand the exponential func
P2: yeah but i didnt understand the exponential func
by isnt.that.useful June 4, 2025
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Often spotted in thriving epicenters such as New York City (West Village), San Francisco, Key West, Miami and most recently Jacksonville, FL.
They are very effiminate and like to wear tight toy, boy sports jerseys while walking with broken wrists , glazed over hungry eyes and pants which promptly display their mileage on their rotting assholes.
Often spotted in thriving epicenters such as New York City (West Village), San Francisco, Key West, Miami and most recently Jacksonville, FL.
They are very effiminate and like to wear tight toy, boy sports jerseys while walking with broken wrists , glazed over hungry eyes and pants which promptly display their mileage on their rotting assholes.
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Definition:
A person who appears to function normally in society — holds a job, pays bills, goes to brunch — but operates with a premium-grade level of madness just beneath the surface.
Not hospitalized, not diagnosed — just vibing through life with controlled chaos.
These individuals are often charming, productive, and even inspiring... until you witness them whispering to the kettle or laughing at a traffic light.
Origin:
Coined by Onala Fatoba, Lagos, Nigeria — Circa 2025.
Inspired by daily survival in urban jungles where sanity is optional but punctuality is required.
Definition:
A person who appears to function normally in society — holds a job, pays bills, goes to brunch — but operates with a premium-grade level of madness just beneath the surface.
Not hospitalized, not diagnosed — just vibing through life with controlled chaos.
These individuals are often charming, productive, and even inspiring... until you witness them whispering to the kettle or laughing at a traffic light.
Origin:
Coined by Onala Fatoba, Lagos, Nigeria — Circa 2025.
Inspired by daily survival in urban jungles where sanity is optional but punctuality is required.
The guy gave a TED Talk on emotional intelligence and then threatened to fight his best friend over jollof rice. Functional lunatic behavior.
He journals every morning, drinks chlorophyll water, meditates… but screams at okadas like they’re the cause of his childhood trauma. Wellness enthusiast? No. Functional lunatic
He won't go looking for trouble, but he thrives on making chaos reign
He journals every morning, drinks chlorophyll water, meditates… but screams at okadas like they’re the cause of his childhood trauma. Wellness enthusiast? No. Functional lunatic
He won't go looking for trouble, but he thrives on making chaos reign
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