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fucktard 

someone annoying rude or disruptive, an idiot
Why do you have to be such a fucktard?
fucktard by Rachel September 14, 2003

fucktard 

n. 1) A retarded person who thinks they're normal, but in fact are just getting either literally or mind-fucked on a daily basis by people who would otherwise be normal, however since they've fucked a retard, they automatically become their own fucktard.
2) A person so retarded they are only worth gang-bang fucking like the slab of meat they are.
Pish-posh, little johnnie drove his moped off a bridge because nobody liked his shitty sense of humor, now that's a dead fucktard!
fucktard by Nguyen October 4, 2003

Fucktard 

I was looking for the Webster definition of "fucktard", and I opened the book at Rudy Giuliani's photograph.
Fucktard by PaulNYC January 6, 2008

Fucktard 

Noun: Andrew Zuerner of Illinois.

Man of genius...NOT.
Synonym: Ass Wipe, Bottom of the food chain.
Every family has a Fucktard in it and Andrew is the one in the Zuerner family.
Fucktard by Downtown Pipster June 14, 2014

Socially fucktarded 

Someone who people forget are in the conversation because they don't talk, then when they do it usually comes off as gay or weird. They live extremely dull lives because of the hatred to trying new things and hanging out with people.

They are usually extremely pale due to the lack of interaction with civilization and have been friend zoned by every love interest ever (if the socially fucktarded has talked to one).
1. Dude Jared is so socially fucktarded, I tried talking to him the other day, and he just responded with different fruit.

2. Dude Houston is such a social fucktard, I havn't seen him outside in 2 months.
Socially fucktarded by Heisenbergg January 1, 2012

fucktard 

fucking annoying internet kliche-word spreading wider and making more damage than ayb and ackbar combined. Spawn of lousy sites as fark.com and its ilk. A simple and pure sign of associations with the lowest of internet humor. Burn it with fire.
lol fucktard france surrenders lol
fucktard by eple September 10, 2003