Part of one of the dumbest lines, from one of the dumbest movies, the matrix. Use it if you are trying to mock the fake, Hollywood "kung fu" that Keanu Reeves appears to learn. Alternate use: to mock Keanu Reeves in general.
by Dain December 9, 2004
Get the kung fu mug.Best damn NES game ever created, you take on midgets, pink guys who like to hug you, and dudes in blue who through shit at you, not to mention you can kick dragons in the face. the son of a bitch boss will laugh at you if you don't beat him though.
by thebrosef June 2, 2007
Get the kung fu mug.Life-time obsession of King Edwards. Also wields countless imaginary sequels in King Edwards' inferior limbless mind.
Super Shaq Fu Turbo 13: The Battle that Destroyed the Universe
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Super Shaq Fu Turbo 14: Rise from the Grave, Everyone Returns
by Number J May 30, 2005
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Guy2: "No fucking way dude. I know cunt-fu!"
Guy2: "No fucking way dude. I know cunt-fu!"
by Bobby "The German" September 29, 2007
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