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Friend Thief

When you introduce someone to one of your friends, and they steal them from you.

Stealing them from you is defined by the stolen friend spending less time with you than usual, and more time with the friend doing the stealing.
Ste hangs out with Bryony. Ste introduces Xanthe to Bryony. Bryony now hangs out with Ste less in favor of hanging out with Xanthe. Xanthe is therefore a "Friend Thief".
by Ste_t July 7, 2008
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Friend Zone Quarterback

A guy that is stuck in the friend zone yet is still always making passes at his female friends but never getting sacked or sending it to the endzone.

A best friend of the opposite sex that has no chance of ever dating you but continues to tell you how much they are in love with you. This gets especially worse with intoxication, making for akward nights and in extreme cases, drunken proposals adn future wedding promises.
Sarah is looking good. She is no longer playing friend zone quarterback with Josh after losing all that wright this summer at fat camp. I saw him totally checking her out.
by Oyeboman May 14, 2011
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Friend Zone

A term many guys (and some girls) use when they have been rejected, whether it is straight out or inadvertently said. People tend to claim it is the other person's fault and/or that they are a "friendzoning bitch" despite the fact that the person may really only like them as a friend, which is a false move seeing as that person believes they should fake feelings and be in a relationship.
Girl1: Thanks, you're a great friend!
Guy1: Did you seriously just friend zone me?
Girl1: Excuse me?

Guy2: Will you go out with me?
Girl2: I'm sorry. I just don't like you in that way, you're a friend.
Guy2: Not anymore, bitch. I'm the nice guy unlike the jerks you date.
Girl2: Excuse me?

Guy3: So Susie totally friendzoned me today.
Guy4: Aw, that sucks, man.
by Areyouserious? December 31, 2012
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friend date

a situation in which two friends* partake in activities (such as movies, coffee, walk on the beach) that have the appearance of a regular date, but have no romantic intentions.

* the two friends are of the opposite sex, unless one or both are homosexual
Joe and Anna went on a friend date to Grant Park.
by Stickey Wicket January 6, 2008
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friend fishing

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.
Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."
by Skeptrix June 30, 2009
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Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.
Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.
by Turtle89 September 22, 2009
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Friend with Deficits

A friend who reduces the amount of sex you have
P. 1: "I've never really talked to Joe. What's he like?"
P. 2: "He's really annoying to get drunk with 'cause he's a friend with deficits"
by Finnagin Frost January 13, 2017
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