freezer burn

An excessive amount of ice dangling from a person's body

Did you see Justin today? He's totally freezer burned...

by Liney June 17, 2005

Freeper

One who analyzes and recommends action with regards to political matters from the perspective of logic and rationality, rather than rabid emotion

"Unlike the flailing guilt-ridden granola crunching trend sucking dilettante lefty moonbats at dailykos, freepers make it a habit to think before speaking, and don't consider grotesque sexual slanders to be an answer to argument"

by Mercuryrising February 12, 2006

freezer geezer

An old man stuck inside of a freezer, hoping to live to see into the freezer.

"Do not not touch the freezer geezer. Do you want fifteen cents?"

by maxman280 & Joe Kick-ass May 14, 2004

fleece

Any individual who is scared, or does not want to pursue any act of general fun.

man, hes so fleece. he doesnt do shit.

what a pussy, so fleece.

by throwin it up August 7, 2009

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.

Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls

by TimB June 12, 2005

freeze that

what the fuck is wrong with you? Stop that

Aight, you need to freeze that

by fo shizzle October 9, 2003

brain freeze

when one decides to spice up oral sex, the female places 3 ice cubes in her mouth and begins to give the man oral pleasure.

Wait honey, do you want to try "brain freeze" this time?

by Drey J January 22, 2009