Turd Lapping

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.

Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.

by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025

Lapping

When a dog repeatedly licks or licks at an object.

Dusty was just lapping at the water

by The dog down the street July 9, 2025

Lap

To have sexual intercourse with an individual

The dude wants to lap everyone.

by Twilight Cosmos July 21, 2025

J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.

Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.

by FF L October 2, 2025

Lap Gas

When someone giving a lap dance starts farting uncontrollably onto their lap.

That stripper at Kevin's bachelor party had some rancid lap gas!!

by Spank Hill October 24, 2025

if it fell on my lap

A person who you wouldn't put effort into pursing, but if they aggressively pursued you you'd be down.

Hey what do you think of them? Uh, I mean if it fell on my lap.

by CaptainConfusion November 27, 2025

what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025