Double fail

A failure that occurs while trying to point out a previous fail.

Person 1: That Cliff bar gave me the same calories as a regular meal without any of the satisfaction.

Fial.

Person 2: Double fail

by thisizmypseudonym May 09, 2011

Lippman Fail

A trendy way of calling out someone that is trying hard to do something impressive, only to fail miserably.
Typically used in a sporting-related context during a game.

Tyrone: "Watch me hit that 3-Pointer"
*Doesn't even touch the rim and misses*
Andre: "Yooo Lippman Fail!"

by MiniVini August 12, 2023

What the Fail?!

Think what the fuck.
Think fail.

Throw them together, and what do you get?
WHAT THE FAIL?!

1) Upon seeing Berry's post of "I hove you", Harrie quickly exclaimed "What the fail!?"

2) Person 1- I just slipped and fell out of the shower, tripped over a mirror and decapitated my dog!
Person 2- WHAT THE FAIL?!

by Caek. December 15, 2009

FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.

So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.

by KlumzyyKiddy August 26, 2009

Fail Week

When a person has at least 3 bad days in a 5-day work week or 4 bad days within a 7-day period.

"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."

by J Ali March 08, 2010

ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3

Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.

by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009

Cool-fail

Similar to a regular fail, a cool-fail is when someone attempts to do something they do at a regular time to show off (Eg keeps missing 3 point shots in a basketball game even though they play basketball) but continuosly fails.

"Wow, he's taller than evryone here, he could have scored at least 10 points without trying to score 3 pointers to show off. He missed all of them. Cool-fail.

by notanotherjock October 18, 2010