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Final Fantasy Crap

This is another name for Final Fantasy 8... so given due the 8's broken-ass Junction system, broken-ass limit break system, and lackluster cast. The entire game can be beaten by leaving your group with low health and spamming limit breaks over and over and over until you defeat the last form of the final boss... that's it! That's the only strategy you will ever need to play it! The characters don't even get any equipment in this one, just different weapons... everything is handled, rather omnipotently, by the Junction system, so you don't even have to think.

Never mind the fact that the game is first set at a school, who the fuck thought that would be a good idea? Sort of defeats the purpose of cutting class to play it, I might add.

It's only redeeming quality was that if you decided to see it through to the end, men in white coats would come, sent by the government, to take you some place special. Anyone who defends FF8 on a message board needs to be immediately reminded that the worst sniper in the whole world becomes your strongest party member apart from the hero, and then bitchslapped across the face with the strategy guide they got suckered into buying.
Me: Hey dude, you like the FF series, you tried Final Fantasy Crap?
Dude: Which one are you referring to? Because if you say six I will beat the shit out of you.
Me: Haha... Fucking eight, of course... it was worse than playing Legend of Dragoon twice!
by Just a humble opinionated soul December 17, 2009
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final judgement

After we die and are resurrected we will come before God, the Eternal Father, to be judged. Through Jesus Christ, God will judge every single person who has ever lived on the earth and will determine the worth of each individual. God's final judgment is based upon our acceptance of Christ as our Savior and our obedience to his commandments. Each of us will receive a degree of eternal glory which will determine where we will exist after this life.
by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015
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Final Fantasy 8 Fanboy

Mentally-handicapped and extraordinarily queer peebags who think that Final Fantasy VIII is godly. Their whole entire existence is spent as a fucking oxymoron, and they spend a large fraction of their sad life blogging about how OMG!amazing this worthless RPG is. Unfortunately, these colorless fruits ARE the equivalent of yaoi fangirls. That means disgusting fan art, fanfiction, and shit that does not appeal to anybody but them.

They can also be referred to as Romance-Cakes, or SquallPeeInYourFacePhunTimes.
How shit, Trey! Did you see that Final Fantasy 8 fanboy's art? I almost committed self-pwnage.
by Sknninja3433 May 1, 2010
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Final Fantasy

What used to be a good game series on the Super Nintendo is now just a non-interactive FMV movie on the Playstation (tm) and a non-interactive 3D graphics show on the Playstation2. there was also a movie by the same name which came out in 2001, and that sucked so horribly that it almost put Squaresoft out of business (but it didn't, dammit).
Every Final Fantasy game after Final Fantasy 6 is an insult to the art of role-playing.
by Squaresoft can kiss my ass December 12, 2003
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foina

It was so foina when that guy fell off his bike.
by danashay April 8, 2007
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finals box

When, during the course of final exams, a female allows her pubic hair to become relatively unkempt.
"I need to get laid so bad, but homegirl's got that gnarly finals box. I don't care if were in finals, she needs to trim that shit!"
by RodeoBreast July 22, 2008
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Final Flash

To be final flashed is to be completely and utterly REKT. A metaphor referring to Vegetas ultimate attack, which basically decimates everything it touches in a broad, staight beam.
*after pwning in a gaming session*
Winner: told you I would final flash your ass
Loser: *cries and questions their existence*
by GreyWarden47 April 3, 2019
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