happier than a queer in a pickle factory

To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.

Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"

"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"

"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"

by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019

fudge factory

A place where gay men go to meet other gay men and pack each others' fudge.
Notable fudge factories include Provincetown, Key West, and San Francisco. Could also be the local gay bar.

Dude, watch where you bend over to tie your shoe, this place is a fudge factory!

by stevieboy September 9, 2005

factotumised

When the funk/rock 4 piece band Factotum take a song and butcher it until it is unrecognisable to the untrained ear, apart from the lyrics which mostly stay the same.

Factotum can factotumise any song from Daniel Orlick's 'Attitude' to Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'.

Music fan 1: "Hey, did you hear that version of Respect on the radio?"
Music fan 2: "Which one?"
Music fan 1: "The factotumised one."
Music fan 2: "That was Respect? It sounded nothing like it. Well, apart from the lyrics."

by factotummusic April 16, 2008

fagtourage

An entourage comprised entirely of fabulous gay men, typically found surrounding an exceptionally fashionable straight woman or successful, famous gay man.

Lisa has been clubbing every night with her fagtourage after being cast in Wicked.

by Lo-G Man April 3, 2009

fagtosis

the process in which gays, or fags, become more gay;

or the process in which straight people find their inner gay side and embrace it--> all straight people have a gay side;

(this process can be unintentional)

Oh, my gosh! Carlos just underwent his fagtosis!
Finally! I call dibs, Enrique!

by Dr. KG September 24, 2010

Factoided

Fac-toi-ded: Factoided is the verb used to announce someones previous statement or sentence was factually incorrect.
The word derives from Maeve Murphy's Gibberish.

Sam: Ben Franklin was a president
Maeve: Naaaaa... Factoided

by Megladonrider June 1, 2020

Bloat Factory

A fat person who is so fat that they are permanetely stationary, and still produce an abundace of sweat. Hence making them 'factories'.

They have no ability to use there limbs and are the kind of people who never see their toes.

Heh that fat kid is a bloat factory.

See also Bloat Wagon

by RandomHero March 22, 2004