Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

Clean Fart

A "Clean Fart" is one that has no apparent smell.

"Jim let out a massive one last night under the covers. Yet, there was no smell at all....guess it was a clean fart!"

by MJB62 February 17, 2014

Nuclear Fart

A fart so bad that the putrid smell embeds itself almost permanently into absorbent materials such as fabric. Similar to the half-life of radiation lasting for years after a nuclear bomb.

Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.

by Nirvanafanatic619 July 29, 2020

fart tone

A ring tone that’s the sound of a fart.

Dude, that hornblower fart tone rudely woke me out of a sound sleep - so I answered it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

fart collective

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.

Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

plasma fart

1)A fart that just feels like an everyday fart, but lets out a liquidous and very dank frap odor.

2) A fart that is discharged and burns the asshole. It feels like a firy plasma is leaking out of your asshole but like a ghost, leaves no stain or tird.

Oh man! That Plasma Fart is gonna leave a mark!

by cheesefactory October 21, 2008