Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise 

When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.

I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.

Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise by scottfromx May 8, 2009

Elk island farmer 

When two naked men/women take two pieces of raw meat (usually elk in this case) and engage in a battle using the meat to slap each others genitals.

Brad had a stressful day at work so he called up his friend Dave to play a friendly game of elk island farmer

Elk island farmer by Canada rocks October 7, 2016

e-girl farmer 

a guy (or a girl, I don't judge faggots) that has the tendencies to collect e-girls on steam, League of Legends, Overwatch, Twitter or whatever gay website e-girls use nowadays

yo BRo, Yo DUDe, I have farmed 2 Mercy mains today, and I met an autistic e-girl on CS:GO (the use of e-girl farmer as mentioned in this sentence, the subject farmed 3 e-girls, what a gamer)

e-girl farmer by Animoocs October 16, 2019

Dick Farmer 

One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.

"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"
"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"

Dick Farmer by Mike Giard May 4, 2007

Sausage Farmer 

Noun: A gay male that originates from New England that enjoys surfing male porn.

Chris, (a.k.a - Meat) is such a Sausage Farmer!

Sausage Farmer by BMG68 January 28, 2009

alfalfa farmer 

1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.

Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).

I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s

alfalfa farmer by telephone July 22, 2008

skunk farmer 

a friend who tries to get into the pants of a person you were married to or at least dated.

I had dated this girl for about 2 months. Things didn't work out but we remained friends. Her and I went out one night just for fun and one of my guy friends decided to tag along. After a night of partying, I new she was flirting with my friend, so i told him not to go there and that i would be pissed if he did. later that night, i woke to find them on my living room floor going at it. He's lucky i didn't beat him sensless. That kind of opprotunists is a SKUNK FARMER!

skunk farmer by jsonman November 8, 2007