A pretty failed grenade that doesn't explode. Whoever throws a fail grenade is a n00b and is instantly pwned.
Soldier 1: Grenade!!!
Soldier 2: No don't worry, it's a fail grenade. It won't explode.
Everyone: FAIL!
Soldier 2: No don't worry, it's a fail grenade. It won't explode.
Everyone: FAIL!
by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009
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Any form of media including but not limited to lecture, video, paper, book, TV show which is full of inaccurate information and/or logical fallacies and provides little to no accurate information.
On February 15th 2001, Fox Network aired an hour long failathon claiming that the moon landings were a hoax.
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by McGlynnEvan December 20, 2019
Get the Failed Abortion mug.1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.
2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.
3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)
2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.
3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)
you are such an Epic Fail
he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!
-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.
he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!
-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.
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1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.
A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.
Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.
It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.
A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.
Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.
It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
Example:
Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
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