by lecter hekim December 31, 2018

Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.
The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
by bitchuck September 15, 2024

by Dirk513 July 8, 2023

Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?
Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.
Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.
by Regina cARD December 19, 2023

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024

Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.
Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.
Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
by Elvo February 4, 2017

An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."
Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.
Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024
