north florida

Irrelevant side of florida that no one gives a shit about.

Britney: so where are you from
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville

Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida

The stranger has disconnected from the chat.

by IDGAFWABGSAM October 26, 2017

florida fuckhouse

A large warehouse full of naked meh having sex(usually firemen). They are also covered in ash which makes them look like black people. When everyone is about to cum at the same time onto one unlucky fellow's face, they shit and fart as much as possible whilst 'Bukkaking' ( Boo Cocky ing ) the man in the middle...

--B.H.

::Hey Ted on our vacation we should visit a florida fuckhouse ...

::Alright Carl...

by csbrad December 31, 2008

Florida Marlins fans

A small but dedicated group of diehards who didn't jump ship after the marlins decided to get rid of their world series lineup in '03. I'm not talking about the bandwagon fans that only show up when the fish make the playoffs, I'm talking about the folks that show up at games against the phillies where there are often more phillies fans. Unlike bandwagon phillies fans,marlins fans know about baseball and actually pay attention to the game

The Florida Marlins, '97 and '03 world champions. Getting a sweet new stadium next year that should attract more fans to the games. True Florida marlins fans are some of the most dedicated fans around.

by John Dill July 7, 2011

Florida

Stuffy, hot-as-hell hellhole with all of the culture of a irritated canker sore, run by a combination of incompetent local rednecks and incompetent transplants running from warrants/pending litigation from NY/PA/NJ, sometimes PR. Famous for Florida Man, rigged elections, and Viagra sales.

If it always feels like summer, your kids are competing for valedictorian with the other family that taught theirs how to spell "cat", and you're sure the guy who stole your car for an 8ball is your waiter -- congratulations! You're in Florida!

by Florida Man 69 May 28, 2019

going to Florida

to have sex while parents are in the close vicinity

hey yo Muhammad, me and my girl are going to florida if you know what I mean nigga!

by Ben Herbold February 16, 2008

Florida State University

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.

"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."

by hexum January 19, 2005

Florida

for "i fucking hate florida" just a few words to you, I was born in, and have lived in Broward my whole life. Ive also been to ny cali chicago baltimore and a lot of other metros, Broward has about 3-4 metros and youd get your ass kicked and raped in all of them ill even make a bet with you. Walk through Collier City,Any of the Lauderdales or Lauderhills,Central/Southwest/North central Hollywood,East Davie,Plantation(notoriously PlanHatian)Mirimar,The 3SP area of Hollywood/Hallandale(30StoryProjects). If you come out alive and without any gunshots or ice pick wounds youll win 10dollars, you fuckin hater

That guy in a Central Hollywood"suburb"
1. Ifuckinghateflorida"Man Floridas a bitch ass place and browards a soft suburb"
2. The Soft Broward Crack Dealer at the corner"What the fuck you say you little bitch ass soft ass nark ass trick cock blockin hater ass lickin quier monkey you bout to get fucked up in a broward crack house"
My Boy Trillo and D"(Punch ,Punch,Punch,Punch,Stab,Stab,Stab,Kick"Ay get that mofos wallet,stab stab stab, gunshot repeated 11 times, "yea say browards all wannabe again you fuckin soft nark"

by Hollywood's only White Boy January 6, 2005