Shizz Faced

When a person becomes extremely drunk or, shit faced and has a large amount of semen, or jizz on their face.

Omg Becky, I went to Ybor and got shizz faced last night! Mega protein shake!!

by 69oface420 January 25, 2016

Shit faced

Under the influence of alcohol or any type of drugs.

Sybil was so shit faced she doesn't remember last night.

by sybil May 16, 2016

dorito faced

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.

"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."

by IGotHoesForDays February 11, 2017

dazy faced

When someone named your crush and you start grinning and blushing like a stupid idiot

"Omg, Becky! You totally got all dazy faced just now!"

by Mrs. Baby Giraffe February 18, 2017

trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

by GreenDust June 22, 2017

mangle faced

Getting so drunk your face gets all fucked up.

Friend 1:"Bro, I think I drank too much last night". Friend 2: "No shit, you were fucking mangle faced "

by ya boi bugz November 6, 2017

2 faced friend

a bitch that you need to beat her ass
a fake ass slut
a hoe that suck dick and blame it on you

fuck that bitch she 2 faced friend

by somoreya April 21, 2018