drunk as fudge

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.

so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.

by DNASt1st November 29, 2013

Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.

Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves

by SemtexJack August 17, 2018

Fudging Shitzus

A sentence people use to not say the sentence: "Fucking Shit". Very rarely used to if you meet someone that says that, congratulate them.

HOLY FUDGING SHITZUS I PASSED THE TEST I DIDN'T STUDY FOR

by leenaleen March 19, 2018

fudge overboard

When you have to shit and can't find a bath room on the cruise ship so you do your business overboard.

I had to take a crap but couldn't find the bath room on the ship so I just did fudge overboard.

by Tmy February 4, 2015

fudge packer

gay sex, packing your partners ass with poop. Packing the fudge.

Yo did you hear about Steve and Danny? yeah bro what a bunch of fudge packers

by Tiddytiddy July 30, 2017

Fudge stuffing

The act of doing anal with someone while they are trying to take a shit.

"Bro I was fudge stuffing this girl it felt so wierd." -Phill

by Hamborgar December 28, 2019

FUDGE CAKE

WHEN YOU GET MAD SAY FUDGE CAKE!!!

*Drops Pencil* FUDGE CAKE

by MLG DOG LOVER XD March 20, 2017