Nature's Fonts fall under the category of Breasts As cited from the list of 2443 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin.
by The keeper of the cheese October 19, 2013
Get the nature's fonts mug.A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”
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Get the Sarcasm Font mug.Mmmmmm, I love dipping marshmallows and strawberries into this fountain of melted chocolate - it's simply fondulicious! (Note: dipping grapes in chocolate...not so good - makes them taste like celery)
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Get the fondulicious! mug.In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.
To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)
In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.
It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.
To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)
In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.
It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.
"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"
"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."
"What?"
"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."
Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.
"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."
"What?"
"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."
Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.
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