bitchin' rest face

The opposite of resting bitch face. When someone's passive expression is so awesome that it can only be described as bitchin'.

Guy: Who's that girl, is she a supermodel?
Other guy: No she just has a bitchin' rest face.

by Romeo Bravo February 9, 2017

paint my face

While a man and women are having sexual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his cock and blow a huge load of cum in the women's face

Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far

by Humungasor Cock April 26, 2017

Buttery Nipple Bitch Face

When a person attempts to be serious, but only succeeds in making such a fool of themselves everyone is left a bit nauseous

The politician attempted to state the case but only ended up delivering a buttery nipple bitch face

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

Peter with a Beaver Face

Peter with a Beaver Face is usually somebody that isn't very good looking and often look like Donkey from Shrek. Peter with a Beaver Face are most likely to take part in fake gangs usually Crips or Hells Angels. Peter with a Beaver Face are often spastic and rude but sometimes they also steal, do not attempt to give them any type of drug it usually doesn't end well, often results with them trying to attack you the next day from withdrawal. Overall Peter with a Beaver Face Isn't a good guy to be around at all.

Person 1 Hey it's that Peter with a Beaver Face stay away from him he might try to suck your dick for bag darts!

Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face

by Peter with a Beaver Face May 24, 2019

Half Right Face

You're in for a smoke session You know you fucked up when you hear this. Usually followed by "Front Leaning Rest Position, Move!" Or anoth

*The Company talking aloud and moving around in formation*

Drill Sergeant: DELTA COMPANY! Why are we talking and moving in the formation? Don't worry I'll fix it! Company ah-TENN-hutt! Half Right Face! Front Leaning Rest position, move! In Cadence!

Company: In Cadence!

Drill Sergeant: Exercise! One Two Three! One Two Three! One Two Three! ONE TWO THREE!

by Jack Bootlip December 5, 2021

Roblox Man Face

The sexiest thing to ever exist, a rizztastic smoulder pulled off at such a degree that any bitch shall fall for the man with the face.

Person 1: Damn man how'd you bag that baddie?
The Rizzler: I simply used the Roblox Man Face, it's like a rizz cheat code!
Person 1: *Roblox Man Face's*
The Rizzler and Girl: *Swoon*

by The Rizzler, The Dick Doctor January 19, 2023

wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

by littlejimmie December 7, 2019