Chile Ear

Pronounced Chili Ear,
Refering to the phenomenon whereby someone with English as their second language fequently mishears a word or phrase, typically to make the said word outragiously inappropriate or just rediculous.

"there's no numbers on my dumb watch"
what? you ate your mums twat?
Dude you've got Chile Ear

by valentine2011 February 28, 2011

Ipod ear

when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune

person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"

by urbankid321 September 27, 2009

Concert Ears

The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.

It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.

Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!

(3 hours later)

Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.

by stowball January 6, 2011

mouse's ear

The plural, mouse's ears, is used to describe the position a stripper gets in when she is crawling slowly towards you and her ass cheeks appear to be on top of her head like those of the beloved Disney critter.

Also, the name of a great strip club in Johnson City, TN

Sam, did you see the set of mouse's ears on that stripper when she was coming at us on all fours?

by mgbeach September 7, 2006

Swimmers Ear

When the male sexual partner pulls out just before ejaculation,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his ejaculate wildly onto his female partners facial region. A sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.

Male: "hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?"
Female: "No, but I think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! I think I may have gotten Swimmers ear."

by Harder, J.R. June 24, 2008

Ear Crack

When a Song is so great that you cant stop listening to it

this song is crack to my ears!

This song is ear crack!

by TheStudent April 13, 2008

ear dildo

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.

Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?

by McShawty October 16, 2008