Banana ejection

Pulling out.

I would have ejected my banana, but her pussy looked so good. So banana ejection did not occur

by DaisyChainMayhem June 2, 2017

immaculate ejection

An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.

Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."

Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."

by WhoDaThought? April 21, 2021

erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.

Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing

by Allister December 6, 2007

erectionrific

Something that equals an instant erection.

"OH MY GOD, these hamburgers are ERECTIONRIFIC!"

by PeNeTrAtOrO July 3, 2005

Erectonilian

A horny lizzard that enjoys cross species insemination.

"Dude, your pet geko is such an erectonilian, is just tried to bite my penis."

"Can you believe how much of an erectonilian those lizzards are at the zoo? They were doing it right infront of the 3rd graders."

by Anal Flamer March 20, 2007

Like An American Election

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.

McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

the 2020 election

no madder who wins it is going to be terrible.
Bet 1$

the 2020 election is going to be the end of america.

by scp fan fic November 5, 2020