Donking out

Can be mistaken for donging out.

When you have been around eyeore to much.

Dan turned and said to Mr. Fister "Don't worry,im not going to donk out."

After spending a full day with eeyore, pooh began donking out.

by Donging hard August 2, 2025

Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025

Side-Donka-Donk

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.

Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....

by G-Skeezay November 5, 2011

donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010

Donk Cubed

its the shortened and hence cooler version of ridonkulous. only D4s are cool enough to use it. ridoinkulous ridonculous ridonk D4

OMG! were waiting for the bus for ten minutes now, its just donk cubed!

by gnasher456 January 4, 2009

RUN LIKE A DONKE

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way

Person 1: RUN LIKE A DONKE
Person 2: bUt i aM1!1!!1!!
Person 1: e v e n f a s t e r

by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021

Donk

A person acting like a donkey or a Jackass

Quit acting like a Donk. Or my husband is acting like a Donk.

by DoctorDim September 12, 2021