dildo

A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!

Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.

by mmm delicious May 10, 2005

dildo

a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)

Get out of my way you fucking dildo.

by Light Joker December 2, 2005

dildo smack

A total fucken retard.

My roommate is a freak'in dildo smack.

by umox January 9, 2007

Dildo Faggins

A man who uses a dildo. Usually gay.

Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?

by Allahan October 19, 2010

dildo snatcher

Someone defined as stealing dildo's for personal use.

Keep your toys near and dear. Don't let any females become dildo snatchers.

by G to da E to da N to da A September 18, 2006

Dildo Daddy

This is a man who owns a plethora of dildos. He owns so many, he is considered the master of dildos.

I went over to my friends house for the first time, and little did I realize he was a dildo daddy.

by Pearlman4 June 23, 2009

Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018