Allahan's definitions

rad

what adults THINK kids say (adults try to use it to make them look cool) but that term went out in the 90s and it is a cool example of how outdated adults are

Adult Fukock: You is rad.
Me: Fuck off wrinkle-dicked tard.

by Allahan November 16, 2010

Nirvana

Since all you retarted people out there who say I can't name names are so mentally retarted, I'll give you a REAL definition for once.OK, so there is a girl at my school named Nirvana Almon. She is the girl I mentioned in the 39th definition of "crush." As you can tell if you are not fucking disabled, I got a serious crush on this girl. But guess what? She doesn't know I'm THERE! And when she does she probably thinks I'm a stalker. This whole ordeal got me cutting.

Read the 39th definition for "crush" and find out more about Nirvana Almon.

by Allahan October 30, 2010

crush

when you fall in love with a girl and she don't even notice youre thare.

dude, i started cutting because i realized that my crush hated my fucking guts im just a poor fucking emo kid

by Allahan October 24, 2010

Punk

(Noun 1) 1. A type of music with lots of yelling fuck and screaming and shit.
(Noun 2) 2. A person who wears a mohawk and a leather jacket with studs. Listens to punk.
(Adjective) 3. The fucking things sold by Hot Topic.
(Adverb 1) 4. Cool.
(Adverb 2) 5. A detestable person who is arrested a lot.

1. What the fuck is on your IPod, punk?
2. I don't need Lindsey! I'm gonna become a TOTAL PUNK!
3. Bob: Dude, I just went to HotTopic!

Me: Fuck off punk buyer.
4. I just kicked a trash can! I am so punk!
5. Fucking John just got arrested again. What a fucking puck!

by Allahan October 22, 2010

Dildo Faggins

A man who uses a dildo. Usually gay.

Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?

by Allahan October 19, 2010