To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

Get merch

Pink Diamond

A lil bitch

“Bro is that Pink Diamond?!?”

Pink Diamond by Yumesamauwu October 30, 2019

Get merch

Virgin Diamond

A sexual position where one man is on his back doing the girl in the vagina and another is doing her in the ass, while the girl is giving a third man a blowjob. The diamond is made when the three guys give each other high fives.

"Dude me and my budds did this girl last night and gave her the virgin diamond."

Virgin Diamond by Jokin Jacob June 17, 2009

Get merch

Neil Diamond

The only performer that can get a group of any people on their feet and dancing. A musician never trained classically and still manages to write great music.

Neil Diamond's Hello Again and Sweet Caroline KICK MOTHA FUCKIN ASS!

Neil Diamond by yo928 September 14, 2010

Get merch