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1) something which cannot be defined

2) that which this definition does not refer to

3) something entirely useless except in the case of attempting to convince someone of something untrue

4)the focus of this definition

5) this is impossible. Nevermind.
by Claude Money June 19, 2003
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immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.
Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.
by BillyQ November 3, 2010
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Definition of a turd

An insult to somebody that you dislike or is a "turd".
Me: Whos Chris Cooper?
Joe Newall: Oh he's the definition of a turd
by Jazzymcgee66 December 18, 2011
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Definition

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reverse defecation

noun. The act of receptive anal sex from a black male. Apparently named for its visual resemblance to defecation, however, here the nasty brown stool goes in rather than out.
Did you see that blacks-n-blondes all anal film? It was nothing but reverse defecation. Don't be coonfusing that with reverse discrimination.
by Ed123$%^ June 20, 2009
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2 definitions in 1

Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
by wills0 June 21, 2010
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Listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick

An experience. Consider your options wisely.
Bruh I was just listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick on the UrbDic and it changed my life.
Bro that's so cool but how about "I Love You Jesus" by Trisha Paytas?
by Stan Key Bousi November 3, 2020
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