(noun) vulgar slang
Cryptowank is a Scots phrase derived from the English phrase Crypto Wanker.
This derogatory term was first seen online at r/Glasgow when it was used in an attempt to belittle another user who wanted to donate crypto to foodbanks.
Cryptowank is a Scots phrase derived from the English phrase Crypto Wanker.
This derogatory term was first seen online at r/Glasgow when it was used in an attempt to belittle another user who wanted to donate crypto to foodbanks.
Stop talking about cryptocurrency ya cryptowank!
by u/HoagieWrap June 13, 2021
Get the Cryptowank mug.The CryptoPunks are 10,000 uniquely generated characters. No two are exactly alike, and each one of them can be officially owned by a single person on the Ethereum blockchain. Originally, they could be claimed for free by anybody with an Ethereum wallet, but all 10,000 were quickly claimed.
They began the anonymous avatar NFT boom of 2021, inspiring celebrities like Jay Z to change their pfp if they owned a punk.
They began the anonymous avatar NFT boom of 2021, inspiring celebrities like Jay Z to change their pfp if they owned a punk.
by Planet Darth June 30, 2021
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Get the cryptic castle mug.A crypto bum is someone that does not buy any cryptocurrency but rather goes around social media sites (reddit, facebook, etc) looking for airdrops of cryptocurrencies to sell on the market to make ends meet.
Person A: Dude I just got $30 worth of shitcoin from a reddit post! I swapped it into an altcoin and sold it on an exchange, bring out the red panties tonight!
Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.
Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.
by eternalriw November 19, 2021
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My Kurdish friend just found out he's actually a Crypto Armenianhiding from the genocide, yeah he's having a bit of an identity crisis.
by cerealcrusader January 18, 2022
Get the Crypto Armenian mug.With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.
Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022
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