crunchy

when you feel dumb cause you said something that you were wrong about

ooooooh don't you feel crunchy for saying I should feel guilty for not calling you on my lunch break, when I haven't even taken lunch

by resa7496 November 22, 2015

The Crunch

when you're SO drunk that you pass out, throw up and generally get yourself into a mess. This is called going to the crunch. The crunch is the imaginary place where all this stuff happens.

dude, clare was so wasted last night, she got a one way tiket to the crunch

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

chumcha

someone who kisses someones ass!

an ass licker

butt kisser

sucks up to someone

james: you stink
peter:yeah mate you stink
tom:ok cool

thats an example of a chumcha.

by stinkypoobumbum January 26, 2009

crunchy

Feeling stupid; Crunch

Don't you feel Crunchy,
or
Crunch when someone does something stupid

by Taylor August 22, 2003

captain crunch

1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.

Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.

Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."

by Nick D October 30, 2003

crutch crotch

when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch

I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled

person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by goddessman3 January 20, 2010

Crunchy sexual

A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.

These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.

Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?

Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!

Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man

by vonchris7 September 7, 2012