When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.
Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.
by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle April 10, 2016
by Slobbin the Didly February 18, 2016
by mdotpreis March 22, 2015
by taking a joe February 17, 2016
The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.
Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.
Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
by yungpad December 16, 2020
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021