crayon

The morning after a long night of drinking and associated bar food consumption, the inevitable happens. In the toilet it lays.. up to 10 inches long and at a consistency that when flushed makes its mark in the bowl in a swirly fashion. Usually these are a shade of gravy brown but can also be hot wing Orange to Whiskey sour Yellow.

Uhhh.. See your local bar restroom. Find crayon.

by Bennnn December 13, 2007

Crayola Factory

A most amazing place to go young or old, located in PA. Lots to do, and crazy ass shit in their gift shop that you'd never find in a store, (like spider writers.) You also get free markers that are made while you sit and watch.

guy 1 "Dude someone stole my effin baby blue twistable erasable 2 in 1 marker/pencil"

guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??"

guy 1 "yes :("

guy 2 "*sighs*"

by ZZthompson February 7, 2010

crayonasaurous rex

crayon and dinosaur transformed together.

wow look at that! that is one true crayonasaurous rex!

by hahablah July 3, 2011

crayon

a gay person

dude, that guy is so gay! what a crayon

by hsfhksjdf February 23, 2009

Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

by Morthsaal May 16, 2016

Craynay Balangatang

Slang term used by surfers on the East coast of Florida. Refers to when someone takes a hard turn back and dips their head in the water, the flips their hair back sending a streak of water into the air.

(surfer dips head and throws it back)

"Woah dude, check out that nectar craynay balangatang!!! So righteous!!!"

"Werd! So gnarly!!"

by poopoopoopoop February 26, 2009

crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!

Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"

by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008